I am a long hair of distinction,
my life is pretty good, A slave
to tend my every affliction, most
of which are by predilection.

Toy mice to kill at will,
feathers dangling from a string,
Really, humans can be so silly
but I will humor the poor things.

In return I’m given treats
and cuddled way too much,
one must call a halt to it all
with a perfectly timed hairball.